the nominees are
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
- leonardo dicaprio
and the winner is *opens envelope*
- adele
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
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I didn’t know I was gonna be on tv when we started dating. So you started dating her before you got Glee? Oh yeah! We’ve been together a long time.
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I need a part time job that pays $20,000 per week.
Have you considered haunting an Opera House.
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one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
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| darren criss: | [only just arrived on stage] it's really fucking hot here |
| darren criss: | mes amis |
| darren criss: | stay hydrated guys. don't pass out |
| darren criss: | so i started thinking about the setlist like 10 minutes ago |
| darren criss: | it's so fucking hot in here. and it's only gonna get hotter |
| darren criss: | [brightest fucking smile on his face for 1 1/2 hours] |
| darren criss: | i tried to learn this song 5 minutes ago |
| darren criss: | [sings song in french that he learnt 5 minutes ago] |
| darren criss: | [speaks perfect french] |
| darren criss: | [speaks italian for the 10 italian people who are there] |
| darren criss: | wait what the meet and greet people don't have the concert included fuck that bring them back in and put them at the very front |
| darren criss: | i love this it's intimate and i love sharing this with you guys |
| darren criss: | you guys say all these beautiful things to me but the fact that you bring yourselves close to each other is bigger than any of us |
| darren criss: | in english it's break a leg and in french it's just like "merde" which means poop i love that |
| darren criss: | [about the setlist] fuck it i'm just gonna play |
| darren criss: | [with the guitar] wilkommen, bienvenue, welcome |
| darren criss: | you guys sound goood |
| darren criss: | you sing and i'll harmonize |
| darren criss: | [points at sweat on his tshirt] do you like the pattern i'm creating here |
(UHQ) Costumed fans attend the opening night of ‘Harry Potter And The Half-Blood Prince’ at Grauman’s Chinese Theatre on July 14, 2009 in Hollywood, California.COSTUMED FANS
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Cat in the Hat is the most underrated film
THIS MOVIE TERRIFIED ME AS A CHILD
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This gave me fucking goosebumps.
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So I have been talking to this guy I really like for about a month now, and I was at work one day, and he surprises me, holding my favourite Starbucks drink. I had lent him the book Looking For Alaska, because he said he never really enjoyed reading, and I told him this book would change that. So he told me he was done with it, and he took me home from work. We get in front of my house and he’s like “I want another book!” So I told him I’d run inside and get him Paper Towns.
As I was getting out he grabs me by my hand and says, “Wait! there’s this quote I wanted to show you on page… 123, I think. I like it a lot and I’m surprised you didn’t highlight it!”
And so I turn to the page, and there is this post it note pointing to that sentence.
I was asked out via a John Green book.
You hold onto that boy and never let him go.
When’s the wedding?
JOHN GREEN NEEDS TO SEE THIS
MARRY THAT BOY.
MAKE JOHN GREEN FIND THE THING
John Green needs to see the thing.
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What else is on the bucket list?
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